Hello Mr Hamburger
Normally burgers dont appeal to me, and you dont seem particularly different aside from lacking sesame seeds. But there is something about you that just says "Eat me"
Could it be perhaps that I contain fresh veges, beetroot and am decent sized? Or could it be because I am from freshly formed from Orange at the friendly local corner store?
Maybe, those things are a positive or are of interest. Possibly also because you are surprisingly tasty despite the burger juices leaking out even before I unwrap you.
Burger goodness I am.